1. (phrase) roughly meaning "Well I'll be damned."
2. (interjection) used to express frustration and/or sleepiness.

on occasion, one might say "shit the bed, fred", just for good measure.
Shit the bed... its too early for this!
by unanimous anonymous September 29, 2007
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Phrase to express shock, amazement, or disappointment; made famous by a guy that looked like a mole and had breath that smelled like shit.
Upon learning that his mobile home had fallen off the cinder blocks holding it up, Joe exclaimed, "Awwww, shit the bed!"
by Osselroid February 14, 2017
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Shit the bed is when someone freaks out about something and can't handle it. When you get really mad and are inconsolable. When you get really upset.
Mike shit the bed when he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. Bob shit the bed when he saw his test score. Sally shit the bed when she didn't get a promotion.
by Liam2017 January 11, 2017
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to actually poop in the sheets, especially when trying to gross out your girl with a large fart. Particularly disgusting habitbut in some countries it is considered normal behavior.
I was gonna fart and hold Shannon's head under the covers, but I shit the bed.
by pretzel the wiener January 21, 2008
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To screw up in a most splendid manner!
BJ royally shit the bed on Monday when he left the brand new N64 controllers for his mother to mail!
by Naetron January 4, 2006
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shows surpise/ shock about something
john : i really like sarah
mark : u like her shit the bed..

shop keeper: thats £50
me : omg shit the bed
by clare August 7, 2004
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exclamation.
> substitute for the following:
-shit
-fuck
-damn
-hell
"I got a D on the benchmark! Shit the bed!"
by RojoC April 24, 2007
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