shirtless wonder

Any male who goes shirtless in public events such as concerts or parties. Usually drunk. Most often wearing inappropriate shorts or cut offs. Varying styles of facial hair and is always tanned or sunburned. Most often seen with a mullet. Always a complete fucktard.

We were all having a good time watching the band until that shirtless wonder showed up and started hollering and dancing in front of the stage.

shirtless wonder by Cabe April 29, 2005

Shirtless Wonder

Any man who poses for his pictures on Facebook shirtless, every time, without fail. Pictures usually taken with a cell phone in the bathroom mirror, or flexing for his friends. The only picture more annoying than this is the " Duck Face " photo.

Dude, check out the shirtless wonder she just added as a friend!

Shirtless Wonder by annoyedchick February 20, 2011

The Shirtless Wonder

Elusive fellow, clad in a necktie, leather jacket, jeans, shitkickers and nothing else. Legendary abs, worthy of all attention. Truly one of a kind. Dark hair, intimidating eyes, impeccable penmanship. Astounding intellect, is studying for veterinary medicine in preparation for taking over the family ranch. Destined for scholarly rivals to lovers trope with the best girl in world. Unibrow notably absent.

Behold, tis the shirtless wonder!

The Shirtless Wonder by Owl2027 September 26, 2026