Shift Shit

An incomplete and wholly unsatisfying bowel movement resulting from irregular work/sleep patterns which counter the body's natural circadian rhythm.

Hey Bobby, my gut really aches you got any metamucil? After switching from midnights to days all I managed to squeak out this morning was a meagre shift shit.

by Santo Mierda September 8, 2010

Shift that shit

Affecting change in a positive to make room for harmonious co-existence. Letting go or creating space to enable a more blissfulness - power - confidence.

We were tired of getting ripped off by Brand A so we called customer service and in three minutes switched to Brand B - receiving twice as much product for half the price. Shift that shit! STS shift that shit!

by Enekamu March 15, 2012

Shit Shift

After you take a dump and you press the flush handle but not long enough so the shit just moves but never gets flushed.

Jack: Dude that bathroom is horrible!

You: Yea I know its so horrible I think I just left a shit shift because the toilet and bathroom was just that bad.

by pinzilla619 December 1, 2009

POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT

What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.

You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.

"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"

by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018

shitty shit shitter

A garble of words to say when you are trying too hard to insult someone.

You're just a---friken shitty shit shitter, goddammit.

by Nubscrubadubdub May 24, 2016

Shitty Shit shit

When you don't have any other word to describe when they are being a really Shit in your face

(A person is being really annoying in your face)
You: Ur such a Shitty Shit shit!
Him: Starts to cry

by Trisced1 June 22, 2019

shit-shit

A game enjoyesd by native Filipinos whereby players spread about on an open court and try to jag each other in the genitals with wooden dowels or sticks five meters in length. A similar game is played by Filipino children with simplified rules and sticks not exceeding three meters in length. It is intended as an introduction for children aged 4 to 8 to develop skills and have fun.

We played shit-shit this morning, and I jagged Arnel in the pecker four times.

by Davey Gagunga November 23, 2016