shidabagel

a word meaning truly nothing yet something is needed to be put into a conversation to make it less akward.
In other forms it can be used as a conversational starter.

Lainey:hey
chloe:hey...(akward silence)
SHIDABAGEL!
Lainey: woah what was that
Chloe: oh shidabagel well its just fun to say!
Lainey and Chloe in unison: Shidabagel! Shidabagel!

by Chloeeeee August 4, 2007

Shabagel

A shabagel is when you have an everything bagel and place extra creamy cream cheese on it, then place/stick it over your targets butt hole and then enjoy some anal.

Nolan and Keane enjoyed a nice Shabagel together

by nol and dar November 13, 2019

shitbagel

The act of a sexual partner shitting on a bagel in a circular pattern so as to cover it, you then jizz on said bagel and share the meal with your partner. The ultimate form of romance

John: I just had a shitbagel with Angela yesterday
Smith: tmi

by sea_bird April 29, 2022