shfuck

to say shit and fuck in the same or 1 word. not to be confused with the physical act of both words

I just locked my keys and the blunt in the car, shfuck!

by kitab December 04, 2007

Shfucked

When you are so drunk you don't remember anything from the other night

"I was so SHFUCKED the other night i don't remember anything i did at all

by Erik Mayn February 03, 2009

shfuck

a word that is used for when you feel like swearing, but not really. so when you say "shfuck", you are kind of swearing, but not really. :

"oh shfuck, i forgot my gym sneakers!"

by codie ! August 22, 2008

shfuck

when you're about to say "shit" but realize the word "fuck" would go better with said sentence

what the shfuck is going on here??

by the goofy ahh goober May 13, 2023

Shfuck

You say this word as a curse when you start to say the word 'shit', but mid word something happens that makes 'fuck' the more applicable of the two words so you finish your started 'sh-' with a 'fuck', thus resulting in 'shfuck'.

There's a cop behinds us, oh shfuck! He's pulling us over.

by VanillaNinja13 July 02, 2011

Shfuck

When a person is extremely distraut, confused, beaten or just generally pissed at a person or event. Or has a face to face run in with the cops or Chuck Norris.

Shfuck! Its Mr. Norris!

by Okland February 05, 2009

shfuck

a mixture of the words 'shit' and 'fuck'

meaning: when you mess something up.

"shfuck! i messed my hair up!"

by lvsinq September 29, 2020