Shedtime 

When you retreat to your backyard shed for some private self-lovin' time.

Imma gonna go have some shedtime.

Shedtime by atrophie June 5, 2011

Shemtimeter

A measurement exactly 148cm long. Some people will try to say its 150cm, but they are wrong. Don't trust them.

Awwwww, She's so cute, she's a Shemtimeter tall. We call that "fun sized" around here.

Shemtimeter by Osamaru June 8, 2018

Shed time 

Shed time is when you have given your entire weekend to the Woodshed, and loved it. Your inner timer has switched to up all night sleep all day. Where as 4pm is morning, and 2 am is noon.

Mom..Your drinking coffee at 5 pm?

Me: Yes im still on shed time

Shed time by CherryDaze April 29, 2011

SBedtime 

When your main man goes to bed at 4am on weekdays

Monty: sbedtime
Coochie slayer 4269: It’s too early

SBedtime by IM FARTU QUICK February 13, 2019