shank the skank 

to blatantly stab a particularly aggrivating ho.

so she stole your boyfriend? easy solution: SHANK THE SKANK!

shank the skank by laurandjessie May 24, 2008

The Skank 

A man with an exceptionally large penis greater than 10 inches. This male has to stand about a foot away from a urinal to piss and has trouble taking a dump because his penis gets in the way. He is very skilled with his penis and when his hands get tired or writing he whips out his penis to write. His penis also serves as a baton and has served to knock down many escaping criminals.

It is rumored that his penis has an iq of 170 and is used to boink the brains out of its victims

The Skank is a sex god with an exceptionally large penis.

The Skank by Queefme April 22, 2009

hang the shank 

slang (mostly for men) to urinate. Thought to originate from Northern New Jersey, possibly a derivative from an old sailor's or construction workers term.

'Can you wait here I have to go hang the shank'

'ok let me hang the shank first then I'll give him a call..'

hang the shank by thrill67 January 10, 2017

shank the goat 

an enthusiastic interjection to celebrate a challenging accomplishment.

brenda: i just beat Halo on Legendary!
sam: shank the goat!

shank the goat by webster g March 25, 2010

the skank agents 

An 8-piece ska band from San Diego California- generally two-tone ska. Formed in 2003 by with only 5 members, the band has progressed far beyond what any of them ever intended. Performing songs about anything from summertime and dirty bitches to "gohsts" and sheep, while covering songs like "Forgot About Dre" and "Drunken Sailor," ~Los Agentes de Skank~ know exactly how to please the crowd and their loyal fans. Now, several demos and line-up changes later, The Skank Agents have grown into one of the most promising amateur bands in SoCal. They recently released their first professional, full-length album "Boat Load of Crazy!" in August of 2006.

The Agents play: Lead Vocals/Trumpet, Drums/Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Saxophones, barry sax, Bass Trombone, Trumpet)

Extra facts:
-only anti-depressing music allowed
-4 of the current members are seniors in highschool, 3 are in college
-lead vocalist/trumpetier is only a Junior, yet is a musical genius; attends a performing arts school.
-saxophonist makes an hour commute -from his college- for every show. He is the master of all saxes.
-drummer/founder has a checkered hat surgically attatched to his head. He can also play the trombone.
-trombone player is also a phenomenal bassist and was so in the band for an extensive amount of the band's existence. He has had a beard since he was 12.
-barry saxophonist and second trumpetier competively play soccer together.
-guitarist is a bro
-current bassist is friggin GOOD at bass. He can often be found during a set, just layin down on stage while STILL playing. He does not own a cell phone.

"Hey hey kids we're the Skank Agents" -Anthem

the skank agents by the skank agent chick November 21, 2006

skank the howhistle 

A sexual interaction involving the penis.

I bet that slut can really skank the howhistle.

skank the howhistle by pararox December 12, 2004

the shank 

The best movie ever made. "the shawshnk redemtion" or 'the shank' for short.

Andy dufraine gets raped in the shank...its a major plot point.

the shank by Tom Petersen August 11, 2006