shake the lettuce

a female urinating,

imagine water being shaked off a wet lettuce now substitute the water for urine and lettuce leaves for...

drunken girl at pub says to friend 'I've got to go and shake the lettuce before I explode' and proceeds to go to the toilet.

by lantern January 25, 2007

Shake the lettuce

Removing the excess urine from a vagina

After you pee,don't forget to shake the lettuce!

by Darris January 21, 2003

Shake a lettuce

Polite way for a lady to say shes going for a wiz

"I'm just going to shake a lettuce"

by Leeds Geography May 24, 2008

Shake your lettuce

The action of a girl shaking her vagina when out of toilet paper.

Derived from the burger king commercial were fresh, juicy, lettuce fall from the sky bouncing off water droplets... in which the leaves resemble a girl shaking her vagina.

Girl: I really need to go piss, but there is no toilet paper.
Boy: Just shake your lettuce
Girl: I'd rather wipe my Japs eye

by NickBowwow January 07, 2011

shaking your lettuce

when a girl has a piss in public

look at that sick bitch shaking her lettuce in the middle of the road.

by matt November 13, 2003

shake your lettuce

A derivitive of 'Wipe Your Minge' which, in turn, is a derivitive of 'Dry Your Eyes'. That is to say, 'Stop Moaning!'

"Just shake your lettuce and get on with it!!"

by Jaffa_cake April 30, 2007