sh-pap

The sound your dick makes when you slap someone across the face with it.

"We sh-papped 'em!"

by RANKLANCER June 28, 2009

shpap

A swift slap to the forehead using one's penis.

If you don't give me that ice cream, I will shpap you silly.

by Jeff February 15, 2004

Shpappy

The word 'shpappy' means a state of utter happiness, but with a twist. When a person is shpappy their happiness is slightly overcome by spazziness.

Otis: I'm so SHPAPPY
Dorita: why??
Otis: Cos the reject gooseblob left me alone and finally took the hint that I don't like her. AT ALL.
Dennis: Lucky...
Otis: I KNOW!!! *dances*
Dorita: Whats your secret??
Otis: *taps nose* thats for me to know and for you to find out.
Dennis: You raped her didn't you?
Otis: *shifty eyes* No...
Dorita: LIAR!!! Gd one tho...

by Otis The Stripper May 21, 2008

shpapandungle

When your boyfriend is cool AF and got you good.

You got shpapandungled.

by The Chavalier July 14, 2017

Shpaple

What you say to a man surnamed bednarski whom you feel is a flamboyant fag

That bednarski is such a shpaple
Absolute troglodyte

by Ya nibba January 28, 2019

shpapsdfpl

a person who is a prankster, invented 5 seconds ago

this guy is a shpapsdfpl.

by necromancer123456 October 11, 2021

love shpap

To gently slap a man/woman in the face with a semi-hard penis.

I gave my wife a love shpap as her wake up call this morning.

by Master nate III May 2, 2017