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sexually ambiguous 

Sexually ambiguous means that they (person/s) are not displaying their sexual orientation. Meaning, it's difficult for others to say with certainty what the sexual orientation of that person is.
Goth/Emo individuals often achieve a sexually ambiguous appearance.
sexually ambiguous by ~Ollie~ November 9, 2013

Sexually Ambiguous 

Pico from Pico's School
Tankman: "Well, look who it is, it's your sexually ambiguous angry little friend."

sexually afflicted 

this is a general term designed to replace the expletive "f'd up" i decided to invent my own politically correct terms to poke fun @ p/c in general.
someone tempted to say thats "f***ed up" in public might say "thats sexually afflicted" so they dont offend anyone.
sexually afflicted by el fartismo November 25, 2013

Sexually Fluid 

A person who does not identify with one set sexually but any of them at all or maybe none.
T “Dude are you gay, straight, or bi?” L “I’m just me, I’m sexually fluid, I just like what I like when I like it” T “That’s cool bruh”
Sexually Fluid by Whynotthis22 December 1, 2017

Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) 

STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.
Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.