The process by which a female, when, upon suppressing the urge to have sex with a particular male who isn't really into her, finally explodes in a burst of sexual tension. Often results in verbal responses such as: "I'm alone, wanna come over?" or "Want to get an apartment together?". The female often acts agitated, and may attempt to cause the male to drink excessively, and force herself upon him.
Margaret tried to force herself on me last night. I thought she knew I wasn't into her. I guess she just sexploded.
A sexployee is an employee you have that engages your sexual interest. This can be an employee you sleep with on the job. Once they are no longer working for you, you no longer find them attractive and the hott sex turns icy.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*