sewing machine

A sexual act between a male and female in which the male enters his penis in both the female's vagina and anus in alternating fashion, much like the motion of a needle on a sewing machine.

Wanting to satisfy both of her holes, Bob gave Betty the sewing machine.

sewing machine by Vee-nus June 12, 2008

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Sewing machine

(male variation) typically when one man uses the shaft of his penis to tickle the entire length of another man's penis by quickly tapping with the girth of penis #1 up and down the side of penis #2. This is called a sewing machine for the fast rhythmic pattern used by penis #1, also typicaly noted for making man with penis #2 hum with joy like a sewing machine.

Sometimes a man just needs the sewing machine to run on him for a while. Once you sew you wanna blow.

Sewing machine by Def king 5000 February 27, 2015

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sewing machine man

a derogatory term used to describe a gay man, 1920s

Billy's such a sewing machine man

sewing machine man by raineonme May 17, 2025

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sewing machine man

a derogatory term used for gay men in the 1920s

Billy is such a sewing machine man

sewing machine man by raineonme May 17, 2025

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rusty sewing machine

The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.

The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.

rusty sewing machine by dis sho am good June 21, 2006

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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