seven dwarfs 

1. The highest measure of how much a man wants to fuck a woman based on her level of attractiveness where zero dwarfs denotes the least desire. The phrase derives from the tale of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' indicating why seven is the highest accolade a woman can receive. If she is given a seven she is termed a snow white.

2. The highest measure of how many times, positions or different areas of the body a man wants to fuck a woman in one meeting.

1. "She is wifey material. Seven dwarfs."

2. "Shit she would get seven dwarfed from all angles."

seven dwarfs by Sir Pink Panther July 25, 2008

seven dwarfs mine train 

An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple

I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.

seven dwarfs mine train by GrumpyDoc69 April 13, 2014

The seven dwarfs Tottie 

This is a sexual act where a group of dwarfs gangbang a female called Snow White while trying to shove footballs up her arse

The seven dwarfs Tottie defined as After the football match we had a few pints in the pub & met a bird and she invite us back for “The seven dwarf Tottie “

The seven dwarfs Tottie by Midget magnet April 5, 2023

Seven Dwarf Syndrome  

A condition where a person takes on one of the emotions and personalty of one of the seven dwarfs possibly multiple times a day and or week.

"Seven Dwarf Syndrome "
It's gotta be tough having Seven Dwarf Syndrome, you never know which one of the Seven dwarfs she is going to be today, oh it looks like we got Grumpy.

Seven Dwarf Syndrome by David Kahn January 26, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019