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seven dwarfs 

1. The highest measure of how much a man wants to fuck a woman based on her level of attractiveness where zero dwarfs denotes the least desire. The phrase derives from the tale of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' indicating why seven is the highest accolade a woman can receive. If she is given a seven she is termed a snow white.

2. The highest measure of how many times, positions or different areas of the body a man wants to fuck a woman in one meeting.
1. "She is wifey material. Seven dwarfs."

2. "Shit she would get seven dwarfed from all angles."
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seven dwarfs mine train 

An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple
I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.

The seven dwarfs Tottie 

This is a sexual act where a group of dwarfs gangbang a female called Snow White while trying to shove footballs up her arse
The seven dwarfs Tottie defined as After the football match we had a few pints in the pub & met a bird and she invite us back for “The seven dwarf Tottie “

Seven Dwarf Syndrome  

A condition where a person takes on one of the emotions and personalty of one of the seven dwarfs possibly multiple times a day and or week.
"Seven Dwarf Syndrome "
It's gotta be tough having Seven Dwarf Syndrome, you never know which one of the Seven dwarfs she is going to be today, oh it looks like we got Grumpy.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026