session sex

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When you have to block out time in your day to have sex because apparently you didn't have anything else to do today.

Unlike a quicky session sex is not.

#sessionsex

Wondering what to do with your those annoying extra hours in your day? Ask your doctor if session sex is right for you.

session sex by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

Words you can keep

Sex Session

A new form of time; a sex session usually means 30-40 minutes for the larger, more masculine male, or, 10-15 for the smaller, whimpier male.

Guy #1: Yo guys! How long will Jamal take to arrive here?
Guy #2: He said he'll be here in about a sex session.
Guy #1: Duuuuddee, he's so big, I can't wait THAT long.

Guy #1: Hey, have you seen Steve? He's missing out on halo!
Guy# 2: Yeah, he said he'd meet us here in a sex session.
Guy #1: Oh, sweet, he'll be here soon then.

Sex Session by Lucas Marcel December 21, 2009

Related Words

session sex • Sex Session • Sexssion • sex-sion • Sessionsed • session beer • session master • Session Moth • Session/Sesh-head • Session 1242 Effect

Sessionsed

To finally get caught after making repeated claims of innocence. (Also, see Sessions'd)

After repeatedly declaring his innocence, Paul Manafort finally got sessionsed.

Sessionsed by Luciafer April 19, 2018

Sexsion

/seksshen/
noun

1. A sexual session.
2. A meeting between two lovers participating in the act of coitus (sex).

Guy 1: "Hey bro are you coming over for poker night tonight?"
Guy 2: "Negative breaux. Me and my prostitute have a sexsion scheduled all night!"

Sexsion by McHesp February 10, 2019

Sexssion

Sex + session = Sexssion (a sex session)

Wanna have a sexssion? I think we need it.

I love having sexssions soooo much!

Sexssion by LingDanc803 March 2, 2023

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026