session sex

When you have to block out time in your day to have sex because apparently you didn't have anything else to do today.

Unlike a quicky session sex is not.

#sessionsex

Wondering what to do with your those annoying extra hours in your day? Ask your doctor if session sex is right for you.

session sex by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

Sex Session 

A new form of time; a sex session usually means 30-40 minutes for the larger, more masculine male, or, 10-15 for the smaller, whimpier male.

Guy #1: Yo guys! How long will Jamal take to arrive here?
Guy #2: He said he'll be here in about a sex session.
Guy #1: Duuuuddee, he's so big, I can't wait THAT long.

Guy #1: Hey, have you seen Steve? He's missing out on halo!
Guy# 2: Yeah, he said he'd meet us here in a sex session.
Guy #1: Oh, sweet, he'll be here soon then.

Sex Session by Lucas Marcel December 21, 2009

Sessionsed 

To finally get caught after making repeated claims of innocence. (Also, see Sessions'd)

After repeatedly declaring his innocence, Paul Manafort finally got sessionsed.

Sessionsed by Luciafer April 19, 2018

Sexsion 

/seksshen/
noun

1. A sexual session.
2. A meeting between two lovers participating in the act of coitus (sex).

Guy 1: "Hey bro are you coming over for poker night tonight?"
Guy 2: "Negative breaux. Me and my prostitute have a sexsion scheduled all night!"

Sexsion by McHesp February 10, 2019

Sexssion 

Sex + session = Sexssion (a sex session)

Wanna have a sexssion? I think we need it.

I love having sexssions soooo much!

Sexssion by LingDanc803 March 2, 2023