septum ring

a nose ring-one that goes through the cartilege inbetween the nostrils.
wow, her septum ring was BLING-diamonds and gold, girl!
by Bonita~*~! June 11, 2006
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Septum ring

The septum ring is a piercing through the septum, in-between the nostrils. Contrary to some beliefs, it does NOT go through cartilage, it goes through a soft area called the “sweet spot”.
Person 1: I’m thinking about getting a septum ring.

Person 2: I say go for it, unless you’re afraid of needles
by Whothefrick September 11, 2018
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faux septum ring

A fake septum ring that clips on. Usually looks VERY real.
Sarah: Come on man, let's get matching septum piercings!

Molly: Dude, my mom would kill me. Although, I could get a faux septum ring!
by Ehhh_no_thanks May 30, 2016
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Septum Ring Theory

The theory that conservative men dislike women with septum piercings, due to a person, generally, needing to be over the age of 18 in order to get one.
Oh, the Septum Ring Theory strikes again!
by Omega_Iteration August 08, 2025
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Septum Ring Theory

The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.
"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."
by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025
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