Sefton

1. V. To mentally castrate for the purpose of enjoyment.

2. V. To destroy the mind and soul with unnecessary application of useless utilities. (i.e. calculus)

My calculus teacher decided to Sefton all of us with a mind blowing problem that even he could not solve.

by Seftonman December 2, 2009

Sefton

1.a natural born playa
2.a pervert
3.a place in australia

damn hes so sefton!
that sefton bastard grabbed my boob!

by OLD John for the block April 2, 2008

Sefton

Sefton- a slang to be used in the same way "hate" or "idiot" is used

example 1-

Boy: Fuck you go die
Girl: Stop Sefton

by Karen is Smith September 3, 2021

sefton

state of being Sefton or pretend to be sefton

he is seftoning in these days

by anonymous December 3, 2022

Sefton's Law

Sefton’s Law states that the likelihood of mainstream adoption of new innovations is inversely proportionate to the extent to which using said innovation makes the user look like a dick.

Coined by Adam Sefton, Executive Creative Director at Reading Room

Google Glass is Sefton's Law in action. That wearers are already being called "glassholes" shows you that it'll never go mainstream.

by SomeRoomie May 7, 2014

port seton skatepark

a place where scooters go to annoy folk, scream like 2 year olds when there 15. a place where a"mole hill" is a tiny wee bump.... a place that paints a big fucking turtle on the shitty flat blank. a place where nelson spraffs alod of shite saying his scooter is worth more that everything in existence. a place that is so shit thats its good..... plus on a good day u might see a unicorn

today i saw some epic turtle on the bank at port seton skatepark! OH A FUCKING UNICORN DUUUUUDDDEEEE

by sittinchrisey April 7, 2013

collin sexton

The Greatest NBA player the world has ever Seen.

Did you see Collin Sexton dunk on that bum Michael Jordan

by Splashy_Drip October 20, 2019