Seedweed

A person who is a controlling bitch, over protective freak; generally a female who is dirty and doesn't cleanse.

Don't talk to that seedweed she'll bite your vag off if you come near her man.

Seedweed by Madex October 2, 2016

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Speedweeding

To speedweed, or commit the act of speedweeding, is to be smoking by yourself, and ripping the piece as fast, hard and as frequently as possible.

Nahh man, he's home speedweeding and doing his homework.

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Weed that grows producing a lot of seeds.

Mike has a bag of seed weed.

seed weed by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

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Great weed that makes you talk and just an all around more interesting person

That dude has some steedweed

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Person 1: dont pull a speedweed by eatting a raw eel.
Person 2: I won't

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Me: i speedweed daily
You: dang

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