Secretly Chinese

A phrase used to describe Matt Barnes, the bassist of You Me At Six, a person who's secretly asian.
Josh Fransexme: "And Matt? He's probably... Secretly Chinese."
by goSSIPguY69 April 06, 2012
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Secretly Stupid

When someone who you don't have classes, talks or acts stupid outside of school but says, "I have better grammar in class."
Person 1: "We should go to the beach."
Person 2: "For we get darker? Nah."
Person 1: "It's SO not FOR."
Person 2: "Yeah, I talk stupid out of school, cause it really doesn't matter.
Person 1: (Thinking) Yeah sure, your just Secretly Stupid.
by DayToDay July 11, 2011
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secretly fat

Wearing clothing (especially a loose shirt) such that the wearer's excess weight is effectively hidden, often resulting in ambiguity as to whether or not the wearer is overweight. Particularly pertinent in a bar or club when physically evaluating a person of interest.
He has an attractive face, but with that loose shirt, he might be secretly fat.
by Mike Bada January 11, 2009
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Secretly Bad Ass

Adjective: When someone is covertly Bad Ass, i.e. they do not flaunt their badness obnoxiously, but rather KNOW they are bad ass and crazy without having to prove it all the time. These people look normal on the outside, but every now and then they "let loose" and unleash their inner fun, bad ass selves. They can sometimes be menacing, but only upon a closer look.
Naughty librarians, old people with guns, cute fuzzy animals with big teeth

"Yo, man my five year old lil' bro is so cute, but he's all secretly bad ass n' shit with the G-Unit tats on his back and his hot wheels' spinning dubs."
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Secretly We Are Goy

That's what Wall St. masters used to hear when their wannabe slaves from all around the world say word 'SWAG' :)
John Smith: Hey man! I jus farted... so much SWAG!
Mr. Rothschild: Secretly We Are Goy? Props to you, Johnny! Good boy. Now empty your pockets...
by Eu Ma March 21, 2013
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I'm secretly a whale

Another term for I'm secretly homosexual
I told Sam I'm secretly a whale
by Seth K April 09, 2017
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NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!
Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
by Suck toes or die trying June 22, 2019
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