Adjective: When someone is covertly Bad Ass, i.e. they do not flaunt their badness obnoxiously, but rather KNOW they are bad ass and crazy without having to prove it all the time. These people look normal on the outside, but every now and then they "let loose" and unleash their inner fun, bad ass selves. They can sometimes be menacing, but only upon a closer look.
Naughty librarians, old people with guns, cute fuzzy animals with big teeth
"Yo, man my five year old lil' bro is so cute, but he's all secretly bad ass n' shit with the G-Unit tats on his back and his hot wheels' spinning dubs."
When someone who you don't have classes, talks or acts stupid outside of school but says, "I have better grammar in class."
Person 1: "We should go to the beach."
Person 2: "For we get darker? Nah."
Person 1: "It's SO not FOR."
Person 2: "Yeah, I talk stupid out of school, cause it really doesn't matter.
Person 1: (Thinking) Yeah sure, your just Secretly Stupid.
Wearing clothing (especially a looseshirt) such that the wearer's excess weight is effectively hidden, often resulting in ambiguity as to whether or not the wearer is overweight. Particularly pertinent in a bar or club when physically evaluating a person of interest.
He has an attractive face, but with that looseshirt, he might be secretly fat.
When a person has interesting hobbies , skills which they don't share, yet at moments they let them slide and come out as a cool person. A person who does not know they are cool, but everyone around can see it. Has a chill attitude and fun to be around with.
Alberto is secretly cool because he doesn't need to act cool to be cool, he just is in his attitude and way of being.
A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden
What on earth. Jennyalways looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."