Scumber

1- A heated Cucumber used for Anal Stimulation

2- The sound a Lumberjack makes as he ejaculates

1- I used a scumber to pleasure myself last night

2- As Bob was about to ejaculate, he grunted 'scumber'

by Scumberman123 July 19, 2010

Scumbers

Achieving low or inadequate numbers or statistics when a quota is required.

Derived from the term "Scum numbers".

- "In terms of sales figures, your numbers are way down. Our company will not tolerate scumbers"

- A: "How many cherries have you picked today?"

B: "Only 650."

A: "Scumbers."

by Enmitystar September 26, 2011