scrotal rejection

When a girl or woman sees her boyfriend naked for the first time and his scrotum is so ugly that she doesn't want to see him anymore.

Everything was going so fine until I got dumped out of scrotal rejection.

by Mr. DNA November 19, 2004

Scrotal equinox

When testicles are placed upon a set of eyes in a fashion which no light can shine past

What a wonderful night for a scrotal equinox

by NarpSeal July 2, 2016

Scrotal Bidet

When a man sit on a toilet and his balls unintentionally dip into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See Head Cleaner

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and cleaned my balls in the toilet!”

Guy 2: “Ah, the Scrotal Bidet...”

by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020

scrotal eclipse

The act of placing a scrotum over one's eyes, thereby restricting the amount of ambient light that an individual can perceive.

When I woke up I thought I had overslept, but soon realized that I was temporarily blinded by a scrotal eclipse.

by hoary marmot August 31, 2010

scrotal shot

When you make a cup using your ball sack skin and a person drinks an alcoholic shot from the ball sack cup.

That stag do was insane, we invented the scrotal shot.

by Dr.A-double March 14, 2016

scrotal attire

Fancy decorative clothing for a mans genitals, usually worn for special occasions. Scrotal attire can be underwear, jewelry, or a weave.

Becky- hey have you found any scrotal attire for the wedding yet?

Mark- yep! I bedazzled my homemade cod piece.

by Magik Marker February 9, 2014

scrotal leakage

a condition where your ball sack leaks a bell cheese like substance.

Wow his scrotal leakage is making the shower unbearable.

by jimmy nutsack April 11, 2006