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scrobbed 

consistently being dicked over by life.

not to be confused with scrobbage (the nasties that ooze from a Camel's navel after it has crossed the Sahara Desert), although one could accurately state that that camel totally got scrobbed by its scrobbage.
"I got so scrobbed at KFC! They always put weird brown stuff on my mac and cheese!"

"The bartender scrobbed me so hard... she charged me for 4 PBRs but i only got 2!"
scrobbed by kizate December 12, 2008
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Scrubbed 

A commonly used Northern Irish term meaning to be hit by a vehicle. It is mostly used as the past-tense of 'scrub' which can be used as a verb or a noun.

Our variation of the word 'scrub' is more akin to the act of washing (scrubbing) than the millenial definition of scrub which has no real definition and can be used to refer to anyone and anything.

Scrub as a verb.

/skrʌb/
1. To hit (someone or something) with a vehicle.

Scrub as a noun.
1. Scrubbing (someone or something) with your vehicle.
Jim: Shit mate that wee auld man over there just got scrubbed by that taxi lol
Jonzer: Mate that's tight mon over see if he's alright.
Scrubbed by SkinnedHamster October 30, 2019

scrubbed out 

to dress in sweat pants, hooded sweatshirt, mismatched clothing, pajamas, anything comfy
I went to school scrubbed out today. I didn't care what I looked like.
scrubbed out by Jack Bro February 21, 2008
defeat, or trample in a victory. smash, school, win by a large amount.
the red skins scobbed the cowboys in tonights game!!!!

scroobed 

the classy, swaggered feeling you get after travelling by traditional transport such as ferries and steam trains.
I Paid £2 extra for a coach with a toilet on it. feeling pretty scroobed
scroobed by nooodlz November 13, 2020

Get your dick scrubbed

A common phrase in the Army that is used, in combat, in place of the Marines "GET SOME".

Created by the legendary Fist platoon of HHC 2/327th IN 1st BCT of 101st Airborne back in the day, "Get your dick scrubbed" is now a common term.
You: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Me: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Everyone: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!

Scrubbed 

To totally remove someone from their life completely by deleting tagged photos, texts, and contact information.
Beth got mad at Jarred and Scrubbed him last month. He's history now
Scrubbed by Potbelly Stallion January 2, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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