Inhabitant of a slum in the North West of England called Liverpool.

Has a massive inferiority complex to the rest of the human race, thinks the world owes them a living, avoids all forms of work - claiming various disabilities.

Other definition "pikey in a council House"

Uniform Piss stained tracksuit bottoms, lacoste tshirt(unwashed) scuffed and stinky Fila trainers, Baseball cap worn at an absurd angle and a enough cheap gold jewellery (usually bought from Argos or stolen) to put Mr T to shame.

They speak like they are constantly attempting to cough up a greeny.

Avoid at all costs, attracted to all things shiny!
The Boswells, the drug addicts, burglars and gangsters in Brookside.
by TheOne September 7, 2004
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I live in Liverpool, and whoever has wrote stuff about scousers are wrong. You's are just stereotypical, and scallys are in every country! But because of our accent it makes us all scallys. i live here and i know not everyones like that and im not making us sound good. half of the people who have wrote in this are probaly MANCS!
by Ye laa! December 14, 2003
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People from liverpool are robbing bastards that even stole my mates wheel trims off his car!usually on the dole and speak with the shittest accent know to man!!!
gd joke on those scouse bastrads behalf:
whats long round and scouse? ...the dole queue
scouser1: hey look at that sofa thats been thrown out!
scouser2: fuk yeh lets get it, i need 1 coz dole office wunt give me money to buy a new 1
scouser1: well in true scousers fasion we got the nicked goods
by Burnley fan November 20, 2006
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A name given to somebody from Liverpool.
Home to The Beatles which makes them Scousers.
They are passionate about their city and are highly loved by Cheryl Cole :)
Cheryl said = 'Your a scouser and i love those' (to Rebecca Ferguson on X Factor) and when she was touring with girls aloud 'The thing i love most about Scousers is that their very similar to Geordies!' She also said they were passionate fans.. etc.
by Push10 November 7, 2010
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Scousers are the best people alive!
We are friendly,kind and always look out for people The Sun = worst newspaper ever makin up lies bout us
If ya dont like us ya just jelous
LFC are the best footie team in the world!
And we always go each others backs
Scousers FTW!
"Wow who were those lovley people?"
"Scousers"
"Thought so"
:)
by scoucers lad April 20, 2009
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evertonian. a common misunderstanding is that a lot of scousers support liverpool when infact the majority follow everton hence the nickname (the people's club). Liverpool fans originate mainly from ireland and scandinavia. Liverpool fans who do actually come from liverpool usually fit the typical over exaggerated stereotype of scousers, normally unemployed, drunk, thieving and abusing the benefit system
That Tony Hibbert is a proper scouser.
by blueblooded June 25, 2006
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A scouser is a person originating from the City of Liverpool and areas within the metropolitan borough of merseyside. A scouser is so called due to the accent and dialect known as scouse. Like most places, there are a wide variety of people who are scouse, the most notably people who are of an aggressive nature and are overly jealous of places that arnt sterotyped as being the worst place to live in England and for having the most scummiest people on earth. Scousers often steal and commit crime, scousers are also known for bullying vulnerable people as it maked their completely pointless existence seem slightly more of a point. A simple youtube search for scouser can find a number of Mobile phone videos that show the average scouser bullying people they refer to as wools. 'Wools' are people outside of merseyside who live a normal life and are happy. Scousers get offended by this and feel negative tendancies towards these people. Scousers are scum.
Fuck me Laa, give this wool a fums down heees bein a wanka about us scousers.

I hate manchester, people from there are so cool and i hate it. I wish i was a manc, being a scousers is well shit. I no, lets bitch about manchester make us feel better.

by KevinTM September 6, 2008
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