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The Aaron Schocker 

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.
I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!
The Aaron Schocker by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014
Related Words
That feeling that you get in your stomach (and/or random other parts of your anatomy)when you are around that special someone.
Girl A: Do you like him alot?
Girl B: Yeah, he totally gives me the shockies!
Shockies by XxbrpunkxX October 27, 2004
Jill: Is that man BREAST feeding?
Sarah: Ugh, he's a total schnockie!
Schnockie by jagla. August 11, 2009

Schocking 

1:"1+1=2 yk?"
2:"Oh WoW hOw ScHoCkInG"
Schocking by MB's bf April 13, 2022