gumming a sausage log

When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob
My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night
by XxRedxX May 28, 2023
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Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.
“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”
by anonymous March 14, 2025
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