Mine-a-saurus:
An individual of any age or gender who has no other emotion than to get whatever it is they want at any given moment. Not getting what they want results in dinosaurus like behaviours ranging from tantrums, destruction of property, and even loss of life.
An individual of any age or gender who has no other emotion than to get whatever it is they want at any given moment. Not getting what they want results in dinosaurus like behaviours ranging from tantrums, destruction of property, and even loss of life.
Ex. Lindsay Lohan. When a D-List celeb such as Ms. Lohan can actually nab an invite to a fancy Hollywood party, she becomes a mine-a-saurus at the first sight of SHWAG.
by Shaun Martin March 4, 2009
by Slick Bentley August 5, 2004
"hey look! gamma-saurus rex is entering the library again with her loud group of friends. better find a new spot before it invades our territory."
by RudeBoyBass December 8, 2009
Allah-saurus
If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.
A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.
A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.
"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."
by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014
A constant nagging individual that can get under one's skin easily with a simple nagging comment. This individual must nag a minimum of 3 times a day in order to be qualified as a "nag-a-saurus"
" I was watching a 'Behind the Scenes' today and saw Rosie O'Donnell nagging about the lack of butch women on set, the fact that the pepsi brought was DIET, and that the scales were "rigged"- coming to the conclusion; Rosie O'Donnell is a butch-a-saurus Fat bitch-butch!!!also known as dyke-a-saurus! We got it covered, bitches!
by Caitin Gale May 4, 2009
by non February 28, 2004