saunt

sawnt, sahnt

To look, find or view in some way. To hear, see, taste, observe or feel. To seek something or someone. To smell, stalk or to interact in almost any way imaginable. You are simply saunting. Also to fuck.

Did you saunt that mess I made in the toilet?

I can saunt that smelly whore from across a couple of foot ball fields!

Geeze Fred, I can saunt your fart in my mouth...

I'm trying to saunt them, the crowd is just too big.

It is way too loud, I can't saunt a thing!

Okay, I am trying to saunt it in my head...

Stop saunting her, she clearly doesn't like it!

I am going to saunt the shit out of you as soon as we get home!

by Lunarclyptic November 26, 2016

Saunt

Being belligerently, incoherently drunk, used as an adjective.

damn, he’s so saunt
let’s get saunt tonight

by timmy2faunt June 3, 2023

saunt

To fuck someone really hard

I'll saunt you

by the meow savage September 21, 2015

saunt

She is your stepmothers sister, she is your step aunt / SAUNT.

We went to my SAUNTS house . I love my SAUNT she is the best

by magmagxo August 11, 2019

saunt it

the same thing as saying you saw something

Friend: "hey man, did you see the truck fly down the road?"
Me: "I fuckin saunt it"

by Spazbuchanan October 15, 2016

Steamy Santa

A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.

Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.

Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....

by #RickyShits February 12, 2020

Bread Santa

A nickname given to anarchocommunist activist, philosopher, and revolutionary Pyotr (Peter) Kropotkin (Russian: Пётр Алексе́евич Кропо́ткин) (1842 – 1921), largely in part due to his appearance: a jolly, balding man with a large, white, bushy beard and glasses. These features combined make Kropotkin look strikingly like Santa Claus. The "bread" part comes from Kropotkin's most popular and distinguished work, "The Conquest of Bread", in which among other things, he criticizes capitalism by outlining core issues including class struggle, poverty and scarcity.

I just got done reading "The Conquest of Bread" by Bread Santa!

by Acriimony August 4, 2019