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sassafrassa

Any one of a number of words used to signify a grumbling discontent in instant messaging communications. The word is made up of letters closely spaced on the querty keyboard.
I'm going out to have my smoke seeing as I am unable to eat more berties, .grumble .........grumble......sassafrassa....
sassafrassa by wirby March 25, 2008

Sassafrass 

1. One who is sassy and fine. Also a term of endearment, or used to describe someone who has just delighted you.
2. to be outwitted and outclassed.
"Genna, you're such a sassafrass!"
"she sassafrassed my ass all the way uptown and back!"
Sassafrass by killerqueen May 3, 2005

Sassafras 

Slang for Methylenedioxyamphetamine or MDA, a psychedelic stimulant that can be classified as both a phenethylamine and an amphetamine. This term is popular among fans of jam bands and probably originated somewhere within the psychedelic music scene. The term is also used to distinguish powdered MDA from powdered MDMA, often referred to as "molly."
Head A: I ran into some righteous Sassafras at Rothbury, the campgrounds were full of it!

Head B: Heady.
Sassafras by ramlbin' rose August 2, 2009

sassafras 

1. A feisty girl. 2. One who sasses.
"Don't be such sassafras when I ask you to do something."
sassafras by Freckleface December 28, 2007

sassafras 

a tree or the root of this tree that is often used to make GOOD root beer.
you: hey, what's in Hansen's creamy root beer?
me: sassafras and some stuff.
sassafras by Lo Beedle January 26, 2004

Sassafrassquatch 

1. An imaginary creature that’s existence is brought about by partaking in "juicy" mushrooms as verified by JB in "The Pick of Destiny". He’s much like Sasquatch but can talk (with a speech impediment), has the ability to fly, guards shiny diamonds in the misty mountain side, and overall looks like he should shout “Shake-N-bake” at any moment while giving a heart fist bump. He also plays drums, but unfortunately the D just can’t be a power trio. In an epic battle, recounted by the Spiderman song, between Sass and Spiderman, Spidey tries to use his web on him but it can’t hold him because of a Matrix move. During the subsequent the brawl a man becomes memberless, one thing leads to another, and Sas leaves behind something resembling coffee creamer.

2. A large animal that’s often seen lurking around Southern Utah University in select buildings. If you see him approach slowly and offer him a snack, conversation can then be made without too much of a risk of bodily harm.
1. "Stay still, it's F***ing sassafrassquatch. I've been searchin' for him for ten years and now's my chance to capture him. I'm not moving, OH F***!" -JB "Spiderman"

2. Justin: "Quite, there's sassafrassquatch!'

KC: "Wait, I have some jerky. Let's go talk to him."

Justin: "Sasquatch eats jerky, don't you watch TV?"

KC: "They're the same thing!"

Justin: "No they aren't! Sas is like sasquatch but totally

kickass and he prefers Skittles!"

Sas: "Dude, I LOVE Skittles! So what about those

T-birds huh?"
Sassafrassquatch by Sassafrassquatch November 13, 2009