Samod

Samod is a 96 year old cynical soul in the body of a gnome.

He is a sexy beast
He loves evening naps
He spends 50 minutes trying to shit KEYWORD trying.
He has a flute that everyone wants to play
He sits in his room broken hearted, where he came to shit but only farted.

It didn't used to exit only. There is only one samod in this world.

Samod by Fluteplayer17 October 16, 2019

Samoan Splash 

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models

Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty

Samoan Splash by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020

SAMIDOT 

Short for Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst; the greatest rap song of all time

"That guy is bawling his eyes out, he must be listening to SAMIDOT."

SAMIDOT by crip killa 7615 April 27, 2021

Samadhi 

An aesthetic girl who loves reading books quietly and loves watching Seventeen idols perform :). She is strong willed and will not stand for injustice when it is happening. She has short, beautiful and silky hair which curls at the end, making a cute mushroom ≧◠‿◠≦. Samadhi has a beautiful smile, the one smile that makes your heart flutter and makes you feel fuzzy inside :). She loves pictures of aesthetic skies and beautiful pictures of the little things in nature. She will always check up on you and will never leave your side if you treat her well. Samadhi is the type to never let go and she will always listen to you when you need someone to talk to. Anyone should be glad to have a Samadhi in their life as they would never encounter another one again. They should also give Samadhi headpats as she adores headpats :).

Ammatasiri, Samadhi and shazly are making crying sounds.

Samadhi by ShazlyJAYA May 21, 2023

SAMFDB 

Acronym meaning Suck A Mother Fucking Dick Bitch.

1) Shut up! Go SAM.F.D.B!
2) SAMFDB!
3) SAM.F.D.B!

SAMFDB by GOOOOOCH June 10, 2011

Samoan Splash 

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Samoan Splash by Cookees February 10, 2020

Samone 

Samone is gorgeous. Your morning will not be complete until you see her smile. She's nice and hilarious and really smart, and enjoys card games. She has lots of charisma and is the most important person in the room.

Samone is so much more than any someone. I love her so much!

Samone by idkpao May 26, 2016