Sean was tongue punching Katie's baby box in the back of an EK hatch when she gave him a salty harmonica!
by It's a Seattle band February 14, 2018
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Yesterday , I was playing overwatch with my friends and we met this dude who is acting like A Salty Banana.
by Fresherowl April 5, 2018
Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.
Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.
Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
Hey guys, Steve has been working really hard and seems stressed out. How about the 6 of us all chip in and give him a
Salty Blyrone!
Salty Blyrone!
by the gentleman April 5, 2021
The act of ejaculating on one's hand and slapping it on the face or hand of another individual. Most often used as a derogatory finish to intercourse with a partner you do not respect. This action can also replace a "high five" to humiliate an unsuspecting friend.
by ErZaMaKy October 25, 2011
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