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Like it's on sale 

An expression used to point out a female dressing provocatively in a public place, assumedly in hopes of attracting male affection or attention. Can be used as a compliment or as a negative remark, depending on the users tone or intent. Origin of the phrase refers to prostitutes working a corner, dressing to attract johns - however the phrase used this way is strictly for pointing out or identifying females dressed provocatively.
John: "Dude, check out the girl in the green tank top.

Dave: "Wow... like it's on sale."
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Macy's One Day Sale.

Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.

Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."

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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Milk Sale Sex 

When your spouse gives you the nook because you brought home a huge milk haul on sale.
Lindsay gave me that top slop milk sale sex after I ran to Sam's Club for a milk run.
Milk Sale Sex by mellayellin August 30, 2018

Sale sharks 

An English premiership rugby team that are the most underrated team in the premiership
Tonight’s rugby game is sale sharks
They probably won’t win
80 mins later
Score is 99-3 to sale sharks

Sale Site Wanker 

People on facebook sale sites who ask you to save something for them that you are selling, arrange a time to come and collect it, then when the time comes they don't show up then avoid and ignore further contact with you.
That person that was meant to be coming around today that didn't show or contact was a complete sale site wanker

yard sale sex doll 

One-time used latex inflatable pleasuring device. For sale in original (torn and taped) box, complete with instructions. Usually sells for around $.58.
I picked up this awesome yard sale sex doll for $.58! Wanna try it?
yard sale sex doll by Bakercat September 25, 2013