sailor jerry
Tattoo artist from California that revolutionized the tattooing community today. When people think of "traditional" tattoos, they think of Sailor Jerry's work.
sailor jerry by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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Sailor Jerry
1. Alcoholic beverage consumed by teens and young adults to get fucked up. Resulting in being that really drunk kid everyone talks about, the drunk passed out kid on the couch who everyone picks on, or the girl fell over flashing her cooter to the world. Causes memory loss and no recollection of what you did, who you did or what happened that night. Waking up the next morning after drinking the Sailor, you mumble "how the fuck did I get here?"
2. Drink it down to see what the pinup girl looks like
2. Drink it down to see what the pinup girl looks like
1. That kid drank some Sailor Jerry and no he is so shit housed right now, look at him passed out on the couch..find a marker lets draw a cock on his face and a handle bar mustache!
2. Johnny "That pinup girl on the Sailors bottle is so fine"
3. "Get that bitch some Cheez-Its"
2. Johnny "That pinup girl on the Sailors bottle is so fine"
3. "Get that bitch some Cheez-Its"
Sailor Jerry by peaches n' beats August 25, 2010
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Sailor Jerry Fucked
What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.
1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.
1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.
That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.
Sailor Jerry Fucked by Ect813 March 10, 2011
Sailor Jerry's Rum
A beautiful dark Caribbean rum blended with vanilla and lime. Granted its name after the famous tattooist Norman Collins who invented the recipe.
Sailor Jerry's Rum by Sailor Jerry's Drinker January 16, 2010
Sailor Jerry'd
(Verb) To drink too much and become blind drunk. To the point where one forgets what he is doing. Also sometimes needing to be carried out or assisted my friends.
"Hey, Adam and DJ totally got Sailor Jerry'd last night"....."Yeah, man I saw that..Adam barfed all over and DJ got thrown out of the club"
Sailor Jerry'd by Adam M W. April 11, 2008
Sailor Jarry's
A mild tasting 92 proof Rum thats really great with a cold Pepsi cola. The cap can serve as a convenient shot glass
Me: Man i loves me that Rum we had last night dude
My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's is the Shit
Me: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.
My friend: And how do you know that?
Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass fucking her
My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's is the Shit
Me: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.
My friend: And how do you know that?
Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass fucking her
Sailor Jarry's by alaskanhybrid October 21, 2009
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