sad sex 

Where both partners are depressed and feel nothing (no feeling) and want to fuck till they feel something

Tom: I'm so fucking sad
Shannon: me too, life is shit
Tom: do you wanna have sad sex so we can feel something
Shannon: hmm yh I wanna feel something

sad sex by Tomfuckboy January 19, 2016

sad sex 

when you're sad so you have sex with someone else who is sad. you will both cry somewhere in the sex.

Jerry was sad so he called Karen and they had sad sex.

sad sex by emoly2019 January 26, 2016

sad sex 

when you are sad so you have sex with a partner who is also sad. you both will most likely end up crying while having sad sex.

Carmen was sad so she called Zack, who was also sad, and they has sad sex.

sad sex by emoly2019 January 26, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012