sack of potatoes 

When getting into your bed at night and realize your child has decided to hide in the form of a sack of potatoes.

Look honey there's something in the bed is it a sack of potatoes again or maybe it's Staci...

sack of potatoes by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020

Sack of Potatoes 

As in the expression, "drop you like a sack of potatoes" which indicates that the aforementioned "sack" containing "potatoes" has been dropped at a greater velocity then that of an unladen swiss style sack.

Touch my package again robin and ill drop you like a fucking sack of potatoes!

Sack of Potatoes by robinlovesmen April 7, 2003

Sack of potatoes 

Me I am a sack of potatoes

I am a sack of potatoes

Sack of potatoes by Bessoncorbyn August 29, 2019

sack of potatoes 

The thigh/butt area of a woman who has so much fat and cellulose build up that the lumpiness resembles a giant sack of potatoes.

"That 350 lb ho has some big ol' sacks of potatoes hanging down."

sack of potatoes by John G. December 7, 2004

Sack of potatoes 

Irish derogatory term for an entitled reciever of pleasure. A woman (man, trans, non binary..mostly just a princess) who lies on her back during intercourse contributing nothing to the event other than her own presence, and later states how lucky YOU are.

"I heard you rode the hole off Claire last night, fair play lad she's unreal looking!" "Ah lad she did nathing, only sprawled out like a sack of potatoes sure she didn't even suck it like and I've an awful itch down there now"

Sack of potatoes by AndyLad September 27, 2021

useless sack of potatoes 

A useless sack of potatoes is very useless like me,they are to smart and not cool

Girl 1:omg look at that useless sack of potatoes!
Girl 2: she is so fucking gugly

useless sack of potatoes by #uselesssackofpotatoes May 23, 2018

Sack of Potatoes 

A name for a massive ball sack and balls

Guy one: My sack and balls are huge. It's like a sack of potatoes!

Sack of Potatoes by Doug Dougerson January 16, 2023