Hagatha’s Cats Effect 

phenomenon illustrating that those who don’t think they are pieces of shit are actually major pieces of shit but are too unaware to realize it.

Mike Chandler while trying to pick up women in Nashville demonstrated the Hagatha’s Cats effect.

Hagatha’s Cats Effect by Atlantareelestate July 17, 2024

It's raining cats and dogs 

It's raining very hard

It's raining cats and dogs outside right now

It's raining cats and dogs by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016

She's got cats

1: insider code giving another guy a warning about a female, more specifically about her propensity to be a crazy cat lady

2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)

Also note that x increases with a particular girl's level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.

John: "Sarah seems pretty cute. What's her story?"
Dave: "Dude, she's got cats."
John: "Tough. How many are we talking about?"
Dave: "At least 6, maybe 7..."
John: "So, like back away slowly then run for the door?"
Dave: "Exactly"

OR

John: "Amanda seems pretty cute. What's happening there?"
Dave: "She's got cats."
John: "How many?"
Dave: "Only a couple."
John: "I can work with that..."

She's got cats by discgolf January 24, 2010

That's where the cats live 

Creepy explanation of noise

"What was that weird noise?"

"Oh, that's where the cats live."

Side note: you can use this even if there are no cats.

That's where the cats live by Melena February 14, 2013

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption 

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

She's probably pet a few cats in her day 

A woman who's been with other women.

Me: "Dude, check her out, she's probably pet a few cats in her day..."

My dude: "Oooh, me-yow... Definitely."

She's probably pet a few cats in her day by Trixie Ty'esha Huxtible April 23, 2014

uncle's cat's birthday party 

an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie

John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.

uncle's cat's birthday party by ja5nipe5 November 2, 2014