Rusty Rod

An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.

Never wank before you shit because a Rusty Rod is a likely outcome

Rusty Rod by hot97rocksmyworld February 15, 2014

Rusty Rod

When you are giving it to your girl during shark week and she decides to pull it out and put it in her mouth.

Bro, I was slamming that tinder hoe last night and she totally gave me a rusty rod!

Rusty Rod by Th3OriginalOn3 June 23, 2018

rusty rodger 

While having anal sex with a girl, the man pisses up the girls ass.

I was drunk the other night and I had to piss so bad I gave this girl the old Rusty Rodger

rusty rodger by Shiness February 2, 2017