Russell The Muscle

Russell the Muscle has 3 of the 5 longest home runs in Miller Park history
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russel the love muscle

Im ready for russel the love muscle to penetrate me.
by ash is baked September 11, 2017
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russell the love muscle

one of many loving nicknames for a males penis
" hey sweet thang, why dont you unzip my trousers and say hello to russel the love muscle?"
by cripod May 09, 2004
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russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis
I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.
by Cramerica Industries January 14, 2007
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Russell "The Love" muscle

Russell is a tranny who loves taking showers with black dudes and " His brother" Hint his name rhymes with Bryan. Likes Vitamin d milk even though he's Black Toes intolerant, and says really gay shit like " we're here, we're queer". Has a allergies to pork products, Duck sausage is a weakness for Russells cock holster but he makes do, thicker the better.
Russell "The Love" Muscle
Breh 1: Man Russell the love muscle did a really good job in his 1st gay porno.
Breh 2: Oh yeah how so
Breh 1: Oh man he took that black dudes 12" meat like a champ, Didn't even bat an eye.
by BrumDumb419 July 10, 2023
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The one and only "Legendary Luv Muscle" "Big Jim Reaper" "Kentucky King of Kickass" "the Deity of Doin It" "the Hardcore Hillbilly Heartthrob",the real reason Luv Muscle means anything in today's society,this man is the reason for the big dick myths and legends associated with Russell or Luv Muscle,the sexiest critter to ever crawl out the Appalachian mountains,lover, fighter, friend,father,an forever a Legendary HOTTIE!!!!!
Is that Russell "the Luv Muscle" Lemaster quick get a pic with me a d him together .
by BigJimReaper February 24, 2023
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