A sport men use as an excuse to lie on top of each other and touch eachothers penises.
by swagalicious69#swag January 13, 2015
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A true game of two halves: rugby league - the game played in heaven (why do you think Jesus had 12 disciples) by supremely fit and hard men and rugby union played by fat blokees and a kicker. Aparently England are good at this because they have a player who can hoof the ball over from 50 yards, and an ex rugby league player that can score tries.
Amazing, I've survived a game of rugby with only two injuries.
by FB November 26, 2003
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Rugby is just an excuse for guys to touch each other
he's playin rugby, hes gay
by jesus is # 1 April 27, 2008
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1) Intuitively, a word used to describe a boring sport that simply involves running around with a ball in your hands.

2) An English invention which has never caught on in non-English lands.
I don't play rugby because I'm American and therefore better.
by Rizzard February 27, 2010
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a respectable sport. Until these fans insult Australian Rules Football atrociously on this site. This shames the sport into nothing but an excuse to for prison rapists to get fresh air and grab testicles.
dude 1: Hey rugby is great!!!

dude 2: Yeah...yeah...it was, until I found out some fans are trolls who love to rip on the Australian Rules Football fans and the game. Now this proves that a distrubing majority of fans and players and former or current rapists/misfits in normal society.
by el hombre 123 July 5, 2009
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Holy crap! That new tatoo of yours is so rugby!
by masterobotomega August 16, 2003
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A sexual act in which to gay men rub each other's genitals. No pads, no helmets, just balls!
rugby is for gay men
by Wan Kah November 12, 2007
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