It’s a mantra; basically, a way of life.

It’s a sense of being uniquely you; curious; smiling when you feel like it; drinking milk; leaving your home well-dressed and caring only about your own vibes.
I’m on my MK Rubes today, back off haters!”

“Haters gon’ Hate, I’m on my MK Rubes”

#BeMoreMKRubes
by Littlemk12 June 11, 2019
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Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that Minnesota sports fan overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "points" added... (and by "points" I mean other insecure members post in your thread to increase THEIR OWN points count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, or sent you a message.

It does serve as a purposeful tool for anyone who is feeling they are not as smart as the people they hang out with in real life. Just a few minutes on Rube Chat and you'll find yourself thinking that you just might be one of the smartest people in the world.
Yo dawg I was totally getting schooled playing Trivial Persuit so I logged on to Rube Chat and within minutes I was schooling people with my knowledge of brown ties, sharts, religion, and politics! Oh and we talked some sports to.
by abilities July 6, 2006
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The worst thing you will every discover, after watching one of her C̡̜̦̙̜͘͜͝ͅl҉̴̰̙̘̜͚̝̥̗̤̬̟̻̫͓̭i ̵̧̩̲̰̭̥͎̫̮͖̮͖̭̥c̴̼̻̻̮͕͓̟̝̲k̵͟҉̧̗͖͎̳̰͔͍̠̘͉̳̮͔̻͖̹̟͇̹ ҉̴̣̰͖̰̮̫͙̥̠͠͡ͅͅb ̡̺̗̼̣͉͖̻̹̦̬̺̰̩̀a͠҉̺̝̥̰͕̭͕͍͚͕i̶̢̖͉͖̳̘̠̣̝̼̯͢͞t̴̛͕̜̲͈̣͉͇̱̹̮̪̥̦̬̭̗̬̟̹ videos, you will wish that Kim jong un nuked her
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by Zach Black harper February 21, 2018
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noun: low quality food - mostly corn/wheat/sugar-based - on most grocery store shelves, meant for consumption by disease-prone, classless people.
I would go to the grocery store in town, but all they sell there is rube-kibble.
by ReverendF February 18, 2015
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An online Minnesota Sports message board commonly tarnished with the thoughts of Brett Favre loving Packer Fans, as well as a really annoying poster that goes by "Lastridge"
Rube Chat Thread
Derps: So is Favre still the best, or after Mannings Superbowl has he edged #4 out?
by LOLDONKAMENTS June 9, 2007
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Pwning Rubes

n.

1.To pwn rubes is to pwn (and/or) own the noob named rubes.
2.Slang, a phrase commonly used on Xbox Live and online PC games.
Joe : hahaha i am pwning rubes.

Joe 2: STFU, i am not a ruben pwn.
by Jack Blackwell July 3, 2006
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