True boredom.
You get this by typing in order at the top of the keyboard, but you start at "R." You go to the end of the row, and then put in "QWE." You do the same for the next two rows, starting at the fourth key and replacing the first three keys at the end. I really, truly hope that no one finds this.
Person: "I'm gonna type rtyuiopqwefghjklasdvbnmzxc into Urban Dictionary and see what pops up."
UB: Shows definition Person: "...Oh."
CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY BORED!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
u have skipped the first three letters in every row of the standard qwerty keyboard. congrats!
When you are SUPER ULTRA Bored that you removed the first 3 letters of the QWERTY keyboard, You already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, ertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, and now you are at rtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Ugh, I'm so bored, Imasearch rtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm on my keyboard..
Oh, oh, do not worry, I have not even reached my super form.
Meanwhile, you are on your final-meso-hyper-exo-ultraic-supreme-gemite unnatural unreal godless grand casino lottery Luck of the Bender form.
No, it can't be. You used rtyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwe ?!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)