paint the roses red

To frantically attempt to cover up a mistake with severe consequences. Popularized by alice in wonderland.

I accidently broke me mom's favorite antique vase so i had to paint the roses red.

by DeTurk December 16, 2008

Rose Red Fever

1)The crazy emotions of seeing what isn't really there.

2)mainly experienced by the people who reside in Collins Lakes.
3)When you feel a large burst of irrationality or anger and direct your emotions towards people who have no issue or, may have never met you before.
4) dramatic behavior involved with pathological lying.

Sounds to me like a case of rose red fever. you should get him to leave the lakes.

by Ellenray May 15, 2011

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Karen why did you leave me? What did I do?

Roses are red

by Guy Fieri Except Hotter October 6, 2018

Painting the roses red

Originally taken from Alice in Wonderland. English term for a woman being on her period. (On the rag, surfing the crimson wave)

'Sorry baby, you're not getting any tonight. I'm painting the roses red.'

by Faye S January 10, 2010

Rose City Red

Alternate color worn by the "mighty scum" Portland Timbers of the MLS for 2011. The green of their primary kits blends in too easily with the pitch at their Shit Pipe Park for their meth addicted fan base, that their front office found it necessary to put red on their players so that the Timbers Army can follow the action.

Manufactured by Adidas with pieces stolen from both Liverpool FC and Arsenal FC kits, it's a complete bastard and full of fail. Much like the Timbers themselves.

TA guy: I'd buy my sister-wife a Rose City Red kit if I didn't spend all my money on meth. Fuck.

by betteroffdeadthanrosecityred December 11, 2010

red roses

A badass fucking song by Lil Skies.

Guy 1: Yo man, have you heard Red Roses by lil Skies? Guy 2: Yeah man, that shit is fucking litty titty dude!

by NegaOmega January 4, 2019

Red Rose

Take chocolate syrup and squirt it in a girls vagina while she is on her period. Then you eat her out, and just before you lick up all the chocolate syrup she queefs in your mouth.

Last night i gave my girlfriend a red rose and i got blood and chocolate syrup all over me.

by hxcpokemonlover September 6, 2010