Ronald McDonalds

Ah meat clown which appears in a lot of YouTube videos where he raises his/her arms and claps like a mentally chalenged idiot while he says things such as "Dew-dew" (repeated thousands of times) and "Mmmm!" (like saying, 'man, your dick is delllllliiiccious!'), always raising his arms. I think he tries to teach Chinese children to, somehow, order food. What a guy.
(See also: McRoll)

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("The Fragance of Dark Meat Clowns")
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("Some Random Ronald McDonalds Video")
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("MOST. EPIC. MCROLL. EVER.")
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Ronald McDonalds by DeMatador May 29, 2008

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Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?

Ronald McDonald by anonymous November 22, 2004

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ronald mcdonald

child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.

ronald mcdonald by Anonymous May 15, 2003

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Ronald McDonald

The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.

Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.

Ronald McDonald by Andrew B July 27, 2006