Not to be confused with hot farts despite the same sensation of heat being present...
A "Rocket
Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant
fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire
rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the
anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this
time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.