Rock Monkey

A statue in the form of a monkey, who on the occasion will grant immense power through wishes. And also like to eat ramen

Guys holy shit look, it's the Rock Monkey! Y'all better start praying and getting your wishes in.

by le Monkeys November 25, 2020

Rock Monkey

A person hu likes lots of different types of rock music and wears lots of different styles of clothes and therefore is not a goth, skater, emo, punk or any other stereotype. They kind of swing between styles (like a monkey). Hence the name.

Adam: 'Jess was listenin to evanescence this mornin.'
Jake: 'so?....'
Adam: 'but yesterday she was listenin to Nirvana and the day before she was listenin to Bullet but she has a fallout boy bag. Is she confused or just wierd?'.
Jake: 'Ye dude shes a rock monkey.'

by Pocoyo July 18, 2006

rocks a monkeys ass

Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.

I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.

by CMorgan April 07, 2006

monkey rock

a slang term for rap/hip hop music

Did you get that new Jay Z CD? He's changing the face of monkey rock.

by Poopy Pantalones January 16, 2007

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004