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Robovesper 

A Robovesper is when one man, preferably white, climbs his entire body inside a vagina (preferably a woman's vagina) and outstretches his arms and legs and controls the woman like a puppet from the inside. If the man is bigger than the woman, the woman will certainly die.
Robovesper : I just robovespered my spanish teacher.

Clitoral rubover 

Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

Also see rubover
Andy: Rachel, why are you walking like that?
Rachel: I hooked up with this boy last night and he played my clit like a turntable.

Nick: Suz, why do you have an ice pack on your crotch?
Suz: I had a little me time last night and gave myself the worst clitoral rubover ever.
Clitoral rubover by Ms. Base October 4, 2010
When a person derives sexual satisfaction from activity with or being in the presence of robots.
George Lucas has such a Roboner for R2D2; he includes him in every scene!
Roboner by Volibar December 7, 2009
n. rohm-oh-ver

1. an act of turning the ball over to the defense in professional football in a manner that provides extreme hilarity and fervent enthusiasm to the general public and media. Romovers differ from typical turnovers in that they are either obscure in nature, grouped together in sequential drives or occurring at the most critical moments in the most pivotal of games.

2. the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys who is of Mexican descent.
Collinsworth: 40 seconds left in the division-clinching game with the Cowboys on the opponents' 12 yard line down only by 4...
...and there is the Romover to end Dallas' season much to Jerry Jones chagrin. Dallas sux.

Joe Buck: lolSanchez play action fakes, stutters, scrambles and is clotheslined by his own lineman's rear-end, fumbling the ball in the process for the Patriots TD! I don't believe it. That was one of the more spectacular romovers I have ever seen.
romover by penguin farmer June 12, 2013
A roboner is a robot's boner. A boner belonging to a robot.
Hey, that robot's got a boner. A roboner.
roboner by A guy named Archer June 30, 2008
Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.

Also see rubover (clitoral)
Rachel: Hey Andy, how come you're walking so funny?
Andy: I was making out with this girl last night for like four hours and she gave me a massive rubover dude.

Nick: Zack, why are you wearing gym shorts to work this morning?
Zack: I have a pretty severe rubover and can't have my jeans scraping on it all day.
Rubover by Mr. Base October 4, 2010