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Robin's Song 

The complaints of a person in an unfulfiling relationship who refuses to leave, no matter how terrible they say it is. When asked, "Why don't you just..." it is frequently followed by the line "Oh, no, I could never..." (A very cyclical and rather hopeless situation, really.)

Derived from a song of the same name by "The Barstool Prophets."
I got a call from my ex last night; she just kept singing Robin's Song about her new asshole boyfriend...

"And as he stumbles towards her / Left hand raised / She sings Robin's Song" --The Barstool Prophets
Robin's Song by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
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robin's nest 

What the pecker of a fat man looks like. From a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of pubes.
I hate swimming at the YMCA. Seeing all those old fat bastards in the locker room with their robin's nest is disgusting.
robin's nest by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

Robin's Egg 

The inside of a toilet bowl, after being subjected to a single, forceful spattering of diarrhea.
Employee1: Yo bro, if you're going to the shitter, don't use the second stall...

Employee2: Why not?

Employee1: Because I just shit a Robin's Egg up in there

Robin's Mask 

When you straddle your (ideally, much younger) boyfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over his eyes.
To get the part, Joseph Gordon-Levitt let Christopher Nolan give him a Robin's Mask

Batgirl's Wing Batwing Electrolysis Ben Affleck Matt Damon

Robin’s nest 

A mound of pubic hair concentrated in a circular formation with a definite hole in the middle
What’s that on the faucet? Oh, that’s a robin’s nest
Robin’s nest by Juicyjoint May 30, 2018

Robin's Meadows 

Shitty ass neighborhood in (845) NY where everyone goes for Halloween.
Commonly refer ed to as Robin's Ghettos
AKA the RM
Slut of the neighborhood I cant say but if u live here you know her
Dude why weren't you at Robin's Meadows for Halloween everyone was there
Dude the cops are chasing me where should i go, go up to Robin's Ghettos
Robin's Meadows by A*T*R*H*C* October 25, 2009

Robin's Left Nut

Robin's Left Nut is someone to be respected by and someone you should respect, he is the literal definition of power, you should never get on his bad side, he is also married to Bakuhoe(sexy fool) he is his trusted soulmate and friend till the end.
Oh no look it's Robin's Left Nut. Run!!!
I wish I was as cool as Robin's Left Nut
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