river ting

a river but in a road man civilized area.

yo madi there's a river ting over there wanna smash over there like always ygm bbg

by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd October 23, 2018

Tingly River

The only possible way to describe the feeling one gets while your boyfriend eats you out with a Halls cherry flavored cough drop in his mouth.

(Her)Babe, she’s feeling a little weird right now… (Him) What do you mean? (Her) It’s a little tingly and cold down there, the cough drops are doing something… (Him) Can you describe it? (Her) It’s like a “tingly river” flowing through my body!

by bombinopestilino August 9, 2021

Riveting tale, chap.

The verbose and formal variant of the sarcastic phrase "cool story bro".

Person A: ...And so in conclusion, we are able to see that the event that transpired was nothing more than a cleverly disguised ruse and in no way factual as was originally perceived.

Person B: Riveting tale, chap.

by Wienie Kong October 1, 2009

Rivering

Verb; The act of flipping your coat over your head while making a sad face like a pouty little bitch. Made famous by quarterback Phillip Rivers, think of it as his version of tebowing!

Did you see Earl? He's in the corner Rivering cause I've been smashing him all day in Madden!

by Mellow D January 13, 2014

riveting

fascinating (often used sarcastically)

Her brother is a mathlete, and she is on the president's list!
Wow...riveting...

by pliok November 5, 2009

riveting

Describing someone or something cool

Wow, you are OH SO riveting.

by toriparker July 16, 2007

Rivering

A term in which can only be used when you are going with the flow of water, which can usually be done at a water park, or a river.

"I was rivering so fast down that water slide"
"I went rivering with my family at Green Valley River"

by Thomas Nguyen August 22, 2007