Ridden like a Shetland Pony 

When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...

"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"

"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."

Ridden like a Shetland Pony by David J Hasslebonk October 9, 2008

ridden midden 

A word to describe a female who has received an extremely high number of Penis inside their vagina, rectum and in and around their mouth.

'Have you seen Louise? She got pumped by Mark AND Elliott last night, Ridden midden!'

Person 1 - 'Hey, Claire Forbes is quite tidy?'
Person 2 - 'Nah bro, she's fat and seen more dickends than weekends, she's a total ridden midden, stay well clear'

ridden midden by Anon2468 April 14, 2014

Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet 

When a woman usually looks older than her actual age. Usually a result of drinking, smoking and screwing all night, then going to work at the factory the next day.

Oh my God! Wanda sure looks like she's been Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet. I wouldn't bang her with my dog's dick!

Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet by NoFussRuss June 29, 2006

Ridden Like a Priest on a 9 Year Old

A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.

"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"

Ridden Like a Priest on a 9 Year Old by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

Wing Ridden Angel 

Having someone care for you deeply, being your source of happiness and savior just to break that person.

“That girl is my wing ridden angel, and i am the one who rid her of her wings”

Wing Ridden Angel by PrimalBagge03 October 8, 2019

angst-ridden 

always worried about things - according to macmillan dictionary

filled with deep anxiety, especially about oneself or about the nature of existence

those hard times when you feel nothing at all, your head is filled with dark images and the world seems grey.
you have second thoughts about everything, and you may blame yourself about past mistakes.
you may even start to thing that your birth is a mistake, and you get stuck into nothingness.

Most of Placebo songs are of angst-ridden nature. I love them.

angst-ridden by dr4g0n94 November 16, 2013

fully ridden old cunt 

fully ridden old cunt is a term used for fat ugly whores, generally with huge sagging breasts and droopy rotting vaginas. A certain smell acompanies the vagina, somewhat like decomposing kippers.

often like miles ovid.

Boy i would love to rag that fully ridden old cunt!

Geewizz!

fully ridden old cunt by Joseph Fritzle May 8, 2008