Reptilian Humanoids are aliens that include Dinosaur Bros, Bird-looking mofos, and mermaid sirens to name a few. Not so much the stereotypical lizard-men. They aren’t Reptilian so much as they have nucleated blood cells. The fact that we use “Humanoid” to describe them is more of an insult to them than anything, as they are considerably more advanced than we are, and at best think of us as pets, not peers.

Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.

The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.
Hey Glork, what is with this whole thing with these silly earthlings calling us Reptilian Humanoids and thinking we are evil and shit?

I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?

Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.

Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?
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The Brotherhood that consist of LeafyIsHere's subscribers. He is their Reptilian Overlord, King, Master and Dad. LeafyIsBeafy. The Brotherhood consists mostly of people without no shame and an immense desire to ruin other YouTuber's comment sections and now also lives. They do exactly as subtly and indirectly commanded by their Overlord, Leafy.
Oh look, the Reptilian Brotherhood has targeted a YouTuber's video, and now it has 200 000 dislikes and a comment section full of "hissssss", "dad sent me", "fake and gay", and "Reptilians Unite!".
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Best organization in the world and lead by our Reptilian Overlord Leafy/Calvin
"Damn... who's spamming in the chat"- Streamer
"Oh thats just the reptilian brotherhood"- Smart Guy
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What LeafyIsHere calls his subscribers
Dude 1: Dude are you part of the Reptilian Brotherhood?
Dude 2: What? Is that some satanic cult?
Dude 1: No, dude its what LeafyIsHeres fans are called
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A sexual maneuver in which a lizard person is blowing you, while using their extra long tongue to give you a rim job.
I used to hate lizard people, until one of them gave me a reptilian roundhouse!
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Reptile creatures that aren't from this planet and conspire to rule us all.

One of the subjects of the babbling of lunatics that can be accessed via youtube within two related video clicks of any video about fractals.
1) I was watching this fractal documentary, and the next thing I knew, I was confronted with the conspiracy of the reptilian shapeshifters... They're EVERYWHERE.

2)...am I a reptilian shapeshifter?
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A term used to describe someone who is simultaneously highly charming and yet eerily dangerous seeming.
There was a powerful and destructive message he was delivering to the crowd which seemed all the more fascinating due to his reptilian charisma.
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