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a belief in something spiritual that cannot be proved
Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Taoism are very popular religions.
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the biggest fuck up that ever happend
for allah lets start a war
for the holy spirit lets start a war
lets live our lives by a lie
"i love my religion god is top dog" - lets go kill my family as they are sinners for not saying grace at the dinner table
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1. A massive group of people who all follow the EXACT same set of beleifs without having to think about them. In fact questioning God is bad and sends you to a land of eternal suffering.

2. A simple system that breeds laws into people so that they realize the only way to salvation, is to give the church money.
Religion is the fasionable substitute for beleif. --Oskar Wilde

Also see: Sexual abuse
by Moo May 25, 2003
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Religion is an instituition that focuses around the belief of a higher being
NOTE: Why the hell is here only insults to religion? This is a DICTIONARY, people are supposed to give a description of what religion is! A goddamn instituition that focuses around the belief of a higher being! THAT'S IT.
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The single thing stopping us from finding world peace. Also the biggest, oldest and longest surviving lie of all time.
Bob:Did u see that there was another war started over religion the other day.
Johnie:Yeah man, thats to bad i thinkin we wont ever see peace
Bob:sad isnt it
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Terrorist: go and blow those people up or be damned to a life of suffering and misery
Innocent muslim: ok
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