Santa's Reindeer Shelter

A warm, cheery shelter for homeless reindeer in need. Served 3.1415926535 reindeer and counting! Located in convenient places near you! Go to your local reindeer shelter today and adopt a loving pet you've always wanted. Call 772-257-4661 today and adopt a reindeer for a low price of 34¢. Pick up the phone today!

Stanley-I really want a shiny new reindeer. *frown* :(

KT™- Well, if you go to Santa's Reindeer Shelter, you can get one ! It won't be new, or shiny, but it needs a loving home. (: *smiles*

Stanley- YAY :D *smiles a lot*

Santa's Reindeer Shelter by KT™ Follower March 29, 2010

santa's reindeer 

A flying furred animal that is fucking magical. Don't question their existence.

Dale: Santa's Reindeer is best shipped with my little pony characters.
Sane person: Dude what the actual fuck

santa's reindeer by Pirating chunks of ice December 8, 2016

Satan's reindeer

A Chevy Impala used as an undercover unit, especially to catch speeders.

I got popped doin' sixty in a forty-five last night by Satan's reindeer.

Satan's reindeer by deadbox February 7, 2008

reindeer style 

hard as fuck BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII / doggy style at Christmas time while wearing antlers

Dude i fucked Sarah Christmas Eve reindeer style she screamed like your mum

reindeer style by Dunmall September 6, 2017

reindeer stacking 

to stack decorative christmas reindeer in order to make them look as though they are mating.

wanna go reindeer stacking tonight?.. yeah lets stack every reindeer in the neighborhood

reindeer stacking by cmax3000 December 27, 2011

reindeer style 

having sex on a roof.

Me and Hannah Hit it off Reindeer style on top of the Frat house.

reindeer style by Big O's girl March 28, 2022

Reindeer Shmigma 

The shit that an un-circumcised reindeer leaves on your roof after take-off. Usually looks like uncooked quaker oats and smells like fucking rot cheese. Best found on Christmas morning.

Uncle Yogurt: "Damn, I like Santa and all, but this reindeer shmigma shit is gonna have to fucking stop!"

Marge: "Yep"

Reindeer Shmigma by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008